Thought for Today

"The more I see of men the more I like dogs."

~~~~~ Madame de Stael

Thought for Today

"A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company."

~~~~~ Charles Evans Hughes

Thought for Today

"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."

~~~~~ Simon Cameron

Thought for Today

"The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine."

~~~~~ George S. Kaufman

Thought for Today

"Our forefathers made one mistake. What they should have fought for was representation without taxation."

~~~~~ Fletcher Knebel

Thought for Today

"A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case."

~~~~~ Finley Peter Dunne

Thought for Today

"If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers."

~~~~~ Irvin S. Cobb

Thought for Today

"If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names."

~~~~~ Elbert Hubbard

Thought for Today

"Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."

~~~~~ Bennett Cerf

Thought for Today

"Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with."

~~~~~ Charles Farrar Browne

Thought for Today

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

~~~~~ Clarence Darrow

Thought for Today

"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college."

~~~~~ P. J. O'Rourke

Thought for Today

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

~~~~~ Nelson Algren

Thought for Today

"The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."

~~~~~ Ken Olsen

Thought for Today

"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."

~~~~~ Arthur Baer

Thought for Today

"I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times."

~~~~~ Everett Dirksen

Thought for Today

"The sharp employ the sharp."

~~~~~ Douglas William Jerrold

Somebody tell Obama.

Thought for Today

"We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through."

~~~~~ Sam Levenson

Thought for Today

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."

~~~~~ Hector Hugh Munro ("Saki")

Thought for Today

"Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it."

~~~~~ Will Rogers