Israeli Humor

Note: If you're a PC type, stop reading right here. This joke will offend you, and we sure wouldn't want THAT, now, would we?

From the Usenet newsgroup alt.humor.jewish comes this example of Israeli humor:

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An Israeli farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Israeli shouts: "Al tishte et hamayim! Haparot chirbenu bamayim.", which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Israeli says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."


Hat tip: Jeff